It’s 2014 how are people still putting such low quality pictures on instagram?
A cute yellow lab ran up to me earlier as its owner was shoveling his driveway and petting that pup for 20 seconds was the happiest I’ve been in a week.
I love everyone equally, but I have a weakness for pretty girls with brown hair.
I’m all for equal rights, but I’m equally as for everyone shutting the fuck up.
Double prefix at Nomad on Brady St a couple weeks ago
It’s been two weeks since I’ve had sex and I would like it again please